intergalacticboner:

me: hey mom look what i got

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

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lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

instagram indie movie maker in making: i’ll show you my favorite scene of my new project :-) you ready?

me: yea man hit me with it

the scene:

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mitskimaxims:

TODAY I WILL WEAR MY WHITE BUTTON DOWN

lebronlames:

diaryofamadmixedwoman:

lebronlames:

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts.
West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

um…. ..what